Phoebe's songs
Smelly Cat
Chorus:
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat,
It's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Chorus
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
When I Play
When I play I play for me
I don't need your charity!
Jingle Bitch
Jingle bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell
Papier Maché
< three snaps>
I, I'm still waiting for my papier maché man
Stephanie
Stephanie knows all the chords!
My Sticky Shoe
My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?
Tony Tarzan
Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on an nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease...
Crazy Underwear
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear....
Little Fetus
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas
Crusty Old Man
...And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas
The 66 Colours of my Bedroom
...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colours of my
TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT
There was a girl.
We'll call her Betty.
And a guy.
Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
(....)
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie?
He MUST decide,
He MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide
THE GRANDMA SONG
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train,
And a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mum and dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died,
And someday you will too.
La la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
The Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin',
How was I supposed to know,
My mom was dead in the kitchen
Babies
They're soft and they're cuddly and so
sweet to touch,
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much,
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry,
And you cry and you cry and you ..
Blackout
New York city has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cos I stay away from dairy,
la la la la...
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